Tickets sold through The Wardrobe Theatre

Sun 13 September 2026 | 7pm | £14

Stranded in regional Victoria without medication for the first time in 12 years, Scout pulls out all the psychological stops to survive the worst night of their life.

An exquisite, darkly funny retelling of a harrowing mental marathon through manic withdrawal; Scout imagines life in the Middle Ages, trawls the strange crevices of the internet, makes peace with their own mediocrity and (briefly) surrenders to God. Part storytelling, part stand-up, all raw and unflinchingly real.

NOMINEE – Most Outstanding Show, Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025
WINNER – Pinder Prize

“A sinfully good hour of comedy… pure gold.” ★★★★★ Time Out

“Scout Boxall has managed to produce something very near to perfect.” ★★★★ The Guardian

“A wonderfully artistic piece of absorbing comic storytelling.” ★★★★ Chortle

“Highly distinctive but cuttingly funny above all else.” ★★★★ Scotsman

“A true masterpiece in comedic storytelling.” LMAOnaise